sometimes I'm hungry and other times I'm asleep

roses are red, violets are blue, jessica lange’s 65 and hotter than you

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR AMERICAN HORROR STORY BLOOPERS??

sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp:

How is Kit Walker the most underrated of all three of Evans characters? Like Kit was the most compassionate, forgiving and pure soul in Asylum and the scene where he rescues Sister Jude is one of the most beautiful moments in American Horror Story history.

Yet all the attention is on ‘Mr I’ll fuck your mom’ and ‘Sir grunts a lot.’

this is the realest thing ever

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